Terawih No Moreh~its a rhyme

THE PROVE

Pelepekk,sufff,kcikkkk...those are the sound of 'closing the locker,wearing jubah laju2,and locking the door.

it was raining and was thingking of to be anak solehah, pesan mama" Nanti duduk sana jangan tinggal sembahyang,rajin-rajin pegi sembahyang terawih".

Being the youngest and as an anak soleh,(eceyhh) borrowed jaafar's flowery umbrella,and walked to the mosque with full of keimanan di dada and done with 8 rakaat ,went out frm the mosque excitedly looking for moreh.

But too bad no moreh!!!.ahh..

heh

Berbuka UITM style

FEAR FACTOR

With Rm5 in the pocket,my first meal during this Ramadhan was Nasi with Ayam Bakar Tasteless and Ikan Keli Masak Tah Ape Ape cooked by the makcik2 cafe .

Mak cik2 plss go and learn some more how to cook,sighhh

Bersila on the floor,thinking of mama at home, and slowly ate the the nasi without perasaan and at the same thats how i lose my weight.muahahaha.

Yeay2 Pakai Lab Coat

ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THING COST RM10K.haha

SHOW OFF

Ok class,all of u need to wear lab coat in this lab,anyone who doesnt have one,may get out frm this lab, and there u go "a long gulppppppp..."

Well dont worry,escapism technic is the most important in this kind of situation which is,ape lg pinjam laaaa!

hahaha. Once u wear it,u will feel closer to ur ambition-ENGINEER ..NOT!!
hahahhaha

Electrical Engineering is Painful

People say, to be an engineer,we have to struggle with all the thick2 books, copying ASSignments and score well in the exams are the pain in being an engineer.

However, it can be very painful as a real pain when u got cut during the lab experiment. " AUCHH!! PU****K,F**K" and so on,are the words shouted just right after that incident.finished cursing and swearing, i went to toilet and cleaned it.Well it wasnt my mistake(eceyhh) it was the playa mistake,.We were asked to connect a circuit and we had to cut2 the wires,as Clever Aleemy was being so clever by cutting the wire while the beautiful eyes were caught by other ppl circuit and walaaaa.

Bloodddddddd..BigSOBSSOBS

Being A Gangster

Gangster wannabe

Wanna be a gangster? why not,easy and simple.

First, we have to understand the concept and the lifestyles of GANGSTER and NERD.

Nowadays, everything has changed, even plenty of facts are changed as well.

Thus, just to make things clearer, playing futsal is for nerds,as everyone can play just pay rm10 each person for the court and kick the ball until you smell like shit.

But to be a gangster,playing chess is for gangster, sitting like a macho man, cool and slowly kill the soldiers or the queen by using the words like " Well..I kill your Queen or KILL KILL!!".fuhhh take that,how gangster it is,and not everyone able to do it.heh.

Now lets move to the appearance. Wearing zara or topman or maybe fake gucci among typical remaja nowdays just to get the attention from the chicks are lame and nerd.
Ever thoughts of getting the attention frm the chicks and the guys as well?but how?yes,only gangsters can do it.
Requirements : Carry big bag on the back,on left holding thick books(better with hardcore subjects),on right holding a bottle of 1.5litre mineral water,and wear a very high tight-in collar tshirt. Walk slowly in the middle of the crowds and just in seconds u will get your fame.

So,wanna be a G-Man? i dare you.haha

TGI Friday's

THE PROVE

Thank GOD its FRIDAY!!!
and lets go to PRAY.

hahaha.

Well as usual being a beriman muslim, every week on friday,wearing my black jubah(made in indonesia,sighh),walking for a distance(which is like 200m) holding a piece of tissue paper in my right hand as the weather is making me hotter(grr), with full of keinsafan heading to PI (pusat islam@masjid).

The khutbah couldnt be heard clearly as we wouldnt pray inside of the masjid as i have a really strong sense of smell especially when it comes to the smell of kaki and stoking.pergh

So sitting against the wall looking at the view of houses,and bushes,with a wall fan on my head,andd fuhhhh nikmat.haha

So yeah TGI FRIDAY'S.!!
haha

College Zamrud

Kolej ZAMRUD is on the LEFT

Which college are u now?
"owh im frm Taylors college,segi,college sunway.

and u aleemy?
"owh im frm college zamrud."

woahhh where is it? its in penang.woahhh
i sleep there,berak there,eat there..

Woahh awesome
hahaha

LAME.

Well zamrud is the college for the male students in UITM PENANG,and it has 9 floors.Can fit 900 ppl and freaking hot.Since its hot,Interested in looking for guys armpit??come here and enjoy ur view of the half naked students ,GRRRR rite.?haha

Sarapan Pagi for 0.00sen in the wallet

SARAPAN PAGI

"Tidakk duit x cucuk lagii"
"Nak makan ape breakfast ni?"

Think aleemy think and tinggggg!(a bulb lighting on my head)

Well 1st went to toilet and fill the kettle with plain water,
heat it, took out a mug which was borrowed frm Jaafar,
and stir the CAMPBELL Soup RM 3.60 which i brought frm KL with the water.

And eyy 4 pieces gardenia breads still left,

"celuppp and makannnn!"

Hahaha.

PERDA or PRADA??

THE CLASSMATES IN PERDA

"Where are u going??:
"im heading to PERDA!"

So yeah its perda,not prada(haha lame)Perda is actually a place.It is somwhere in Permatang Pasir,1 km frm uitm. UITM PENANG is not that big compare to other UITM branches. PERDA(easier pronounce of the campus) is the out campus of the uni. The uni bought a row of shop lots and there are two floor classes evry shop lot,and provided with AIR-COND.Thank god.

Going there by UITM DIHATIKU bus and usually the driver gonna drop us about 100m frm the shoplots,the day is always hot,as very hot! and there u go KETIAK MENANGIS evrytime the students are reaching the classes..rexona will be the hero when it comes to classes in perda.
hahahah.haishh

PHYSIC 193

PHYSIC 193

4 credits hour for this subject.Yes true 4 credits hour and i really need to score this subject in this sem.
So far sooooo good,the lecterur Puan Norezal,its puan okk,kinda sweet lookin,sempoi and very cool.

She makes the subject interesting and easier,her explanation is very well and the excersises given are good.

Having the test on this subject on this week on Thursday,and really hoping that i can score it with flying colourss...fiyuuuuuuuuu