Friday, August 28, 2009

Terawih No Moreh~its a rhyme


THE PROVE


Pelepekk,sufff,kcikkkk...those are the sound of 'closing the locker,wearing jubah laju2,and locking the door.

it was raining and was thingking of to be anak solehah, pesan mama" Nanti duduk sana jangan tinggal sembahyang,rajin-rajin pegi sembahyang terawih".

Being the youngest and as an anak soleh,(eceyhh) borrowed jaafar's flowery umbrella,and walked to the mosque with full of keimanan di dada and done with 8 rakaat ,went out frm the mosque excitedly looking for moreh.

But too bad no moreh!!!.ahh..

heh

Berbuka UITM style


FEAR FACTOR



With Rm5 in the pocket,my first meal during this Ramadhan was Nasi with Ayam Bakar Tasteless and Ikan Keli Masak Tah Ape Ape cooked by the makcik2 cafe .

Mak cik2 plss go and learn some more how to cook,sighhh

Bersila on the floor,thinking of mama at home, and slowly ate the the nasi without perasaan and at the same thats how i lose my weight.muahahaha.

Yeay2 Pakai Lab Coat


ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THING COST RM10K.haha

SHOW OFF





Ok class,all of u need to wear lab coat in this lab,anyone who doesnt have one,may get out frm this lab, and there u go "a long gulppppppp..."

Well dont worry,escapism technic is the most important in this kind of situation which is,ape lg pinjam laaaa!

hahaha. Once u wear it,u will feel closer to ur ambition-ENGINEER ..NOT!!
hahahhaha

Electrical Engineering is Painful



People say, to be an engineer,we have to struggle with all the thick2 books, copying ASSignments and score well in the exams are the pain in being an engineer.

However, it can be very painful as a real pain when u got cut during the lab experiment. " AUCHH!! PU****K,F**K" and so on,are the words shouted just right after that incident.finished cursing and swearing, i went to toilet and cleaned it.Well it wasnt my mistake(eceyhh) it was the playa mistake,.We were asked to connect a circuit and we had to cut2 the wires,as Clever Aleemy was being so clever by cutting the wire while the beautiful eyes were caught by other ppl circuit and walaaaa.

Bloodddddddd..BigSOBSSOBS

Being A Gangster


Gangster wannabe
Wanna be a gangster? why not,easy and simple.

First, we have to understand the concept and the lifestyles of GANGSTER and NERD.

Nowadays, everything has changed, even plenty of facts are changed as well.

Thus, just to make things clearer, playing futsal is for nerds,as everyone can play just pay rm10 each person for the court and kick the ball until you smell like shit.

But to be a gangster,playing chess is for gangster, sitting like a macho man, cool and slowly kill the soldiers or the queen by using the words like " Well..I kill your Queen or KILL KILL!!".fuhhh take that,how gangster it is,and not everyone able to do it.heh.

Now lets move to the appearance. Wearing zara or topman or maybe fake gucci among typical remaja nowdays just to get the attention from the chicks are lame and nerd.
Ever thoughts of getting the attention frm the chicks and the guys as well?but how?yes,only gangsters can do it.
Requirements : Carry big bag on the back,on left holding thick books(better with hardcore subjects),on right holding a bottle of 1.5litre mineral water,and wear a very high tight-in collar tshirt. Walk slowly in the middle of the crowds and just in seconds u will get your fame.

So,wanna be a G-Man? i dare you.haha

Friday, August 14, 2009

TGI Friday's


THE PROVE

Thank GOD its FRIDAY!!!
and lets go to PRAY.

hahaha.

Well as usual being a beriman muslim, every week on friday,wearing my black jubah(made in indonesia,sighh),walking for a distance(which is like 200m) holding a piece of tissue paper in my right hand as the weather is making me hotter(grr), with full of keinsafan heading to PI (pusat islam@masjid).

The khutbah couldnt be heard clearly as we wouldnt pray inside of the masjid as i have a really strong sense of smell especially when it comes to the smell of kaki and stoking.pergh

So sitting against the wall looking at the view of houses,and bushes,with a wall fan on my head,andd fuhhhh nikmat.haha

So yeah TGI FRIDAY'S.!!
haha

College Zamrud


Kolej ZAMRUD is on the LEFT




Which college are u now?
"owh im frm Taylors college,segi,college sunway.

and u aleemy?
"owh im frm college zamrud."

woahhh where is it? its in penang.woahhh
i sleep there,berak there,eat there..

Woahh awesome
hahaha

LAME.

Well zamrud is the college for the male students in UITM PENANG,and it has 9 floors.Can fit 900 ppl and freaking hot.Since its hot,Interested in looking for guys armpit??come here and enjoy ur view of the half naked students ,GRRRR rite.?haha

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sarapan Pagi for 0.00sen in the wallet

SARAPAN PAGI

"Tidakk duit x cucuk lagii"
"Nak makan ape breakfast ni?"

Think aleemy think and tinggggg!(a bulb lighting on my head)

Well 1st went to toilet and fill the kettle with plain water,
heat it, took out a mug which was borrowed frm Jaafar,
and stir the CAMPBELL Soup RM 3.60 which i brought frm KL with the water.

And eyy 4 pieces gardenia breads still left,

"celuppp and makannnn!"

Hahaha.

Monday, August 10, 2009

PERDA or PRADA??


THE CLASSMATES IN PERDA


"Where are u going??:
"im heading to PERDA!"

So yeah its perda,not prada(haha lame)Perda is actually a place.It is somwhere in Permatang Pasir,1 km frm uitm. UITM PENANG is not that big compare to other UITM branches. PERDA(easier pronounce of the campus) is the out campus of the uni. The uni bought a row of shop lots and there are two floor classes evry shop lot,and provided with AIR-COND.Thank god.

Going there by UITM DIHATIKU bus and usually the driver gonna drop us about 100m frm the shoplots,the day is always hot,as very hot! and there u go KETIAK MENANGIS evrytime the students are reaching the classes..rexona will be the hero when it comes to classes in perda.
hahahah.haishh

PHYSIC 193


PHYSIC 193


4 credits hour for this subject.Yes true 4 credits hour and i really need to score this subject in this sem.
So far sooooo good,the lecterur Puan Norezal,its puan okk,kinda sweet lookin,sempoi and very cool.

She makes the subject interesting and easier,her explanation is very well and the excersises given are good.

Having the test on this subject on this week on Thursday,and really hoping that i can score it with flying colourss...fiyuuuuuuuuu

Meet Charlie


CHARLIE

Meet Charlie Or Kumbang Rover. These Charlies are the most famous insects in Kolej zamrud @ in uitm penang. The name given doesnt suit it at all! Imagine,how wonder u are when an insect with ugly black-orange stripes body and the best part,it is poisonous!which is very poisonous!! and deserved to get the name,Charlie.

Why not "semut racun","kumbang parut" or any malay name "piah"?
The poison is freaking dangerous, a lot of hot guys turned to be Mr Jekyll&Hyde.
Based on random interviews,some said they squeezed and press it as trying to kill it with their bare hand, and they accidentally touched the liquid@the poison and walaaa PARUTTT!!.

But theres an awful story when a friend of mine,not bad looking but,on one day,he woke up,and just realised his face was covered with the liquid@poison,he was sleeping and he dint knw anything,and pity him when a very big SCAR appeared on his face.pity him.

Recently all the Atasan people just announced that it is MUSIM MENUAI, and everyone should be alert as close the windows after 7pm,no much lights during the night,check out all our wardrobes before we wear it like tshirt,pants and especially our towel.

Seriously this bulls*** charlie is seriously annoying and actually we scared of it,haha.we like more on mosquitoes rather than this charlie as we love and care bout our face.haha.

Evrynight i have to check out on my bed and kill atleast 5 charlies EVRYNIGHT.Using my selipar jepun,plapp!!plapp!!kill!!kill!!damn u charlie..haha..duhh.
Charlie,charlie..sighh..

Sunday, August 9, 2009

ED1A2


The class




ED1A2 is the name given for my class for this sem. Learning calculus,physics 193,physics 143,english and ,agama islam,.Target for this sem is 3.5 and above which is known as Anugerah Dekan.



Well so far so good,having final exam a week after Raya.Sigh, eating lemang while calculaing calculus and driving to open house while calculating the velocity and the speed of the car.duhh.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Still with Saturday

"BB" Bilik Bacaan


A free Nasi lemak was eaten on the lunch time. Still with pre calculus subject,i was trying to do all the questions frm 12 till 4pm. It wasnt that tough and hard,it just maybe my brain is kinda rusty after being in holiday for like 12days ,thank you so much to H1n1.heh.

CALCULUS



Mimi was still with her fara,watching the proposal and the feedback given,it was a good story.
In the evening, im watching fired up alone as it was a sleepy evening.Evryone was sleeping and fired up was kinda hillarious and theres alot of hot cheer chicks in the movie,grrrr..
haha.


Well after done with fired up around 7pm.i went for shower and went down to get my dinner.The cafe was suck,all the food were so tasteless,luckily the price didnt rise up my anger. Mimi didnt text me much as she was kinda bz hanging out and besides shes moving to her condo on sunday.So must be really busy.

After dinner with arope, we were decided to continue with our calculus but unfortunarely we were distracted with arope's new movie in his laptop,KAMI.Seriously it was a Two Thumbs Up movie,i know its a good story,everyone gave me the same feedback but i wasnt really like give a damn till i watched it last nite.



We're done at 11pm and after for a 10mins silence,evryone was like regretting of not studying on last nite,hahahahha.well i wasnt that sleepy last nite and mimi as usual wouldnt text me until her family fell asleep.I stayed up till 3am at BB being a gansgter (nerd) doing calculus alone. At 3am i went u to my room,prayed isya' and walaa boooom on the bed,.Mimi called to wish me goodnite and she was being manja and i got cair.haha
so thats the Saturday that i wont really miss pun.hahahha.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Gloomy Saturday

Arope and his LV sandal on the bed

Huarghhh..Life on Saturday started at 10am when arope knocked the door for like 10 times. With orange juice on his hand, the first statement i heard on this Saturday was " weyhh jom makan aleemy,aku laparr".that was arope.haha.haishh.

Went for shower, and smells good,texted mimi to wish morning and shes having movie with fara.
Since its Saturday, hungry arope and lazy aleemy went to toilet at level 7 since there got a washing machine there to wash our clothes,With rm3.00 coins,some dynamo and downy were poured into it and walaaa we were graduated as bachelor in washing clothes.good.

At 12,went down to get some bread at the koperasi and now in the bilik bacaan trying to do pre-calculus while arope is trying to dwnload sme movies.And my mimi is watching movie,...